Sleb Safari: Surprising movie star appearances at a lot bigger movie star weddings

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Sleb Safari: Unexpected celebrity appearances at much larger celebrity weddings

PETER Andre is always surprising. He’s a man you think you know – Pisces, mysterious girl, I’m a celebrity, Katie Price, Dr. Emily, a nice guy and so on and so on.

But then he goes and throws in the conversation that he sang at David Schwimmer’s wedding, and one wonders what other stories he’s keeping for this (fifth) autobiography.

Peter performed at the wedding of David and his current ex-wife Zoe Buckman in 2010. Sleb Safari believes it is important to make it clear that this was done at the couple’s request.

David had contacted Peter and told him that Zoe loved one of his songs. It had to be Mysterious Girl, right? Was it the couple’s first dance? Please say it was.

Peter shared the anecdote in his column for new! Magazine.

“I know everyone is really looking forward to seeing the friends again, but I’ve never seen a single episode. Strangely enough, I sang at David Schwimmer’s wedding in 2010.

“I got a call that he wanted to meet me and I thought it was a settlement. I went to a London hotel to meet him and we started talking and he said to me, ‘I’d love to sing, our wedding.’ And I did. “

As luck would have it, David’s ex-wife isn’t the only famous fan of Mysterious Girl.

“It was definitely weird to see Thandie Newton and David Walliams in the same room singing along to a song I didn’t even know they knew.” What are the chances that Thandiwe and David are big fans of Insania too?

All in all, Peter was very amused at Schwimmer-Buckman’s wedding.

“It was wonderful. I actually have a photo of myself, David, and his then-wife, Zoe Buckman, on my mantelpiece.”

Nestled between photos of his own wedding and his children, one hopes.

Peter’s involvement in this celebrity wedding isn’t even the strangest in the genre. That honor goes to Martine McCutcheon when she was Liza Minnelli’s bridesmaid at her wedding to David Gest in 2002.

Michael Jackson was the best man and guests included Diana Ross, Mia Farrow, Rosie O’Donnell, Martha Stewart, Joy Behar, Anthony Hopkins, Kirk Douglas, Dionne Warwick, David Hasselhoff, Joan Collins and Donald Trump.

Martine sat next to Donald Trump for dinner, which seems even more cruel when you remember witnessing * that * kiss earlier in the day that seemed like David had dislocated his jaw to swallow his bride whole.

Sleb Safari advocates an unexpected celebrity appearance at a much larger Peter and Martine celebrity wedding. At the top of the wish list is Danny Dyer behind the bar at Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton’s reception. Do what you want with it, universe.

Diddy has something to say about Bennifer

While Bennifer enthusiasts reminisce, remember Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck, and zoom in on pictures of Ben’s wrist to see if this is really the watch she gave him 20 years ago, Diddy has sifted through his own picture archive and thrown one up on Instagram.

It’s from him and Jennifer from the time they dated, before Ben, and he titled it #tbt.

You have to admire Diddy’s humor. Sleb Safari is very much looking forward to his next step.

Motherland is an absolute nitshow

Are you watching Motherland’s third series on BBC2? If not, jump over there.

This series is about an “absolute nitshow”, a trampoline club and the class trip from hell and is as hot and funny as you can ask.

If you haven’t seen the first two series, they are on iPlayer and Netflix. Meanwhile, episode four will air on BBC2 at 9 p.m. tonight.

Lindsay Lohan is making a Netflix Christmas film

Lindsay Lohan’s new movie is a Christmas movie for Netflix and Sleb Safari loves the premise. If anything, Lindsay may have introduced it to Netflix, and if so, brava Lindsay.

“Lindsay Lohan will star in a new romantic comedy about a newly engaged and spoiled hotel heiress who finds herself in the care of a handsome, workers’ hut owner and his precocious daughter after a skiing accident,” says Netflix.

Sleb Safari has already reserved its place on the sofa.

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