The Snark: Chantel Secrets & Wedding Fashion, first love problems in Plathville, no restart for Lizzie, worst Christmas present and hand dryer for toilets

It’s not the news … It’s the Snark report with Derek James!

CHARLOTTE, NC –

In The Family Chantel’s season finale, the family prepares for Royal’s wedding when Pedro’s secret emerges as the ladies exaggerate the wedding guests’ fashion.

At Welcome to Plathville, Moriah and her first boyfriend Matt had split up, but things could change … if they can find out their rights from their left.

Bad news for Lizzie McGuire fans, but not a big deal for a DJ.

And what is the present that nobody wants for Christmas?

In the hygiene department we learn what Derek thinks is the real reason people love these high speed toilet hand dryers.

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